ALMOST A VIRGIN

A woman, getting married for the sixth time, goes to a bridal shop and asks for a white dress.

"You can’t wear white" reminds the sales clerk, "You’ve been married five times already."

"Of course I can, I’m almost a virgin." says the bride "Impossible" says the sales clerk.

"Unfortunately not," the bride explained:

"My first husband was a Psychologist, all he wanted to do was = talk about it."

"My second husband was a Gynecologist, all he wanted to do was look at it."

"My third husband was an artist, all he wanted to do was paint it."

"My fourth husband was a philosopher, and all he wanted to do was think about it."

"My fifth husband was a stamp collector ---- God I miss him!!!!!

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