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When Clinton was asked what he thought about foreign affairs, he replied,

"I don’t know. I never had one."

If you came across Bill Clinton struggling in a raging river and you had a choice between rescuing him or getting a Pulitzer prizewinning photograph, what shutter speed would you use?

Chelsea asked her dad, "Do all fairy tales begin with once upon a time...?"

Bill Clinton replied, "No. Some begin with ‘After I’m elected...’"

Clinton’s mother prayed fervently that Bill would grow up and be president.

So far, half of her prayer has been answered.

Clinton only lacks three things to become one of America’s finest leaders: Integrity, vision, and wisdom.

Asked about his views on euthanasia, Clinton replied, "Youth in Asia are just like kids everywhere else."

Diapers and congressmen need to be changed frequently for much the same reason.