CONFESSION

A guy goes into confession and says to the priest,

"Father, I'm 80 years old, married, have four kids and 11 grandchildren, and last night I had an affair and I made love to two 18-year-old girls. Both of them. Twice."

"Well, my son," The priest said, "when was the last time you were at confession?"

"Never Father, I'm Jewish."

"So then, why are you telling me?"

"Father...I'm tellin' everybody!"

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