PAID  DEBT

A guy named Chris goes over to his friend’s house, rings the bell, and the wife answers.

"Hi, is Tony home?"

"No, he went to the store."

"Well, you mind if I wait?"

"No, come on in."

They sit down and Chris says, "You know Betsy, you have the greatest looking breasts I have ever seen. I’d give you a hundred bucks if I could just see one."

Betsy thinks about this for a second and says to herself, What the hell a hundred bucks! My husband sees it all the time for free! So she opens her robe and shows one.

Chris promptly thanks her and throws a 100 bucks on the table. They sit there a while longer and Chris says, "They are soooo beautiful, I’ve got to see both of them. I’ll give you another 100 bucks if I could just see both of them together."

Betsy thinks about this again and says what the hell, opens her robe and gives Chris a nice long look. Chris thanks her and throws another 100 bucks on the table then says he can’t wait any longer for Tony and leaves.

A while later Tony arrives home and his wife says, "You know, your weird friend Chris came over."

Tony promptly said, " Did he drop off that 200 bucks he owes me?

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