A Wonderful Dream

Saddam Hussein called President Clinton and said, "Bill, I had a wonderful dream last night.
I could see America, the whole country, and on each house I saw a banner."
"What did it say on the banners?" Mr. Clinton asked.
Saddam replied, "LONG LIVE SADDAM HUSSEIN!!!"
Mr. Clinton responded, "You know, Saddam, I am really happy you called. Last night I had a
similar dream. I could see all of Baghdad, and it was more beautiful than ever. It had been
rebuilt completely, and on each house flew an enormous banner."
"What did the banners say?" Saddam asked.
"I don't know," replied President Clinton, "I can't read Hebrew."

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