Reverend Jerry Falwell was seated next to President Clinton on a recent Air Force One flight. After the B-747 was airborne, the flight attendant came around for drink orders.

The President asked for a whisky & soda, which was brought and placed before him. The attendant then asked the minister if he would also like a drink.

Reverend Falwell replied in disgust, "Ma'am, I'd rather be savagely raped by a brazen hussey than let liquor touch these lips!"

The President then handed his drink back to the attendant and said, "I'm sorry, I didn't know there was a choice..."