DEATH GRIP

One morning while making breakfast, a man walked up to his wife and pinched her on the butt and said, "You know, if you firmed this up we could get rid of your girdle."

While this was on the edge of intolerable, she thought herself better and replied with silence.

The next morning, the man woke his wife with a pinch on the breast and said, "You know, if you firmed these up we could get rid of your bra."

This was beyond a silent response, so she rolled over and grabbed him by the penis. With a death grip in place, she said, "You know, if you firmed this up we could get rid of your brother!"

 

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