She said: "I have a 22 year old husband at home. He makes love to me every morning and then gets up and makes me pancakes, sausage, fresh fruit and freshly ground, brewed coffee."

I said: "Well, then why are you crying?"

She said: "he makes me homemade soup for lunch and my favorite brownies and then makes love to me half the afternoon."

I said: "Well, so why are you crying?"

She said , "For Dinner he makes me a gourmet meal with wine and my favorite desert and t hen makes love to me until 2:00 a.m."

I said, "Well, why in the world would you be crying?"

She said, "I CAN'T REMEMBER WHERE I LIVE!!!!"

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