A woman goes to the supermarket. She's walking up and down the aisles.

At each aisle she touches her head, her ears, her breasts, and her crotch. After doing this a number of times, a man approaches her and asks if she is having a problem.

She tells him no, everything is fine. He is curious by now, and asks her what she is doing at the beginning of each aisle. She says she is trying to remember her grocery list. He is puzzled and asks her to please explain.

She goes through the motions saying: one head of lettuce, 2 ears of corn, 2 packages of chicken breasts, and Fantastic.