Hillary Rodham Clinton was on an official visit to The Stanford Medical Center in California and while touring the main floor she passed a room where a male patient was masturbating.

"Oh my God", said Mrs. Clinton, "That’s disgraceful, what is the meaning of this?"

The doctor replied, "That man has a very serious condition where the testicles rapidly fill with semen. If he doesn’t do that 5 times a day, they’ll explode, and he would die instantly."

"Oh, I am sorry", said the first lady.

On the next floor they passed a room where a young nurse was giving a patient oral sex

"Oh my God", said Hillary, "What’s happening in there?"

The Doctor replied, "Same problem, better health plan."