Wants & Needs (wontz and nedz) n.

Female: The delicate balance of emotional, physical and psychological longing one seeks to have fulfilled in a relationship.

Male: Food, sex and beer.

Thingy (thing-ee) n.

Female: Any part under a car's hood.

Male: The strapfastener on a woman's bra.

Lesbian (lez-bi-an) n.

Female: A woman who makes love to other women.

Male: A woman who has sex with other women so men can watch and get really turned on.

Glass Ceiling (glas see-ling) n.

Female: The invisible barrier that stops women from rising to the upper levels in business.

Male: Something that would really be great at work since that hot babe took over the office one flight up.

Vulnerable (vul-ne-ra-bel) adj.

Female: Fully opening up one's self emotionally to another.

Male: Playing ball without a cup.

Communication (ko-myoo-ni-kay-shon) n.

Female: The open sharing of thoughts and feelings with one's partner.

Male: Scatching out a note before suddenly taking off for a weekend with the guys.

Butt (but) n.

Female: The body part that every item of clothing manufacturer makes "look bigger."

Male: The organ of mooning (and farting).

Commitment (ko-mit-ment) n.

Female: A desire to get married and raise a family.

Male: Not trying to pick up other women while out with one's girlfriend.

Entertainment (en-ter-tayn-ment) n.

Female: A good movie, concert, play or book.

Male: Anything with one ball, two folds, or three stooges.

Flatulence (flach-u-lens) n.

Female: An embarrassing byproduct of digestion.

Male: An endless source of entertainment, self-expression and male bonding.

Making Love (may-king luv) n.

Female: The greatest expression of intimacy a couple can achieve.

Male: What men have to call "boinking" to get women to boink.

Remote Control (ri-moht kon-trohl) n.

Female: A device for changing from one TV channel to another.

Male: A device for scanning through all 75 channels every 2 1/2 minutes.

Taste (tayst) v.

Female: Something you do frequently to whatever you're cooking, to make sure it's good.

Male: Something you must do to anything you think has gone bad, prior to tossing it out.