A Congregation decided to honor their beloved Rabbi for thirty-five years of devoted service by sending him to Hawaii on a well deserved vacation, all-expenses paid.

The President of the Temple decided that in addition to the trip, the Rabbi should have some fun and he makes arrangements to have a lady of the evening available at the Rabbi's beck and call.

When the Rabbi walked into his room, he discovers this Hawaiian nude girl lying on the bed, big hips, big breasts, beautiful tan and skin and she tells the Rabbi that she is available at any time during his vacation.

The Rabbi is stunned and extremely embarrassed and felt it was demeaning to a person of his position. He demanded to know who arranged this situation and of course the Hawaiian beauty tells him.

He then picks up the phone, calls the temple, asks for the President of the congregation.

He says to him, "Where is your respect, how could you do something like this, I am a person who must be held in the highest esteem. As your rabbi, I am very, very angry with you."

As he continues to berate the President, the beautiful Hawaiian girl gets up and begins to dress not wanting to further embarrass the Rabbi.

As she does this the Rabbi says, "Where are you going? I'm not mad at you."

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