How does a Jewish wife cheat on her husband ?
She has a headache with the milkman .

What's a Jewish wife's idea of a perfect house ?
6,000 sq. ft., No kitchen, no bedroom .

What does a Jewish husband call a waterbed ?
The Dead Sea .

How do you know a Jewish wife reaches orgasm ?
She drops her emery board .

What is a Jewish wife's favorite position ?
Facing Bloomingdale's .

What is a Jewish wife's definition of foreplay ?
3 hours of begging .

Why do Jewish husbands die 5 years before their wives ?
They want to .

What do Jewish wives make for supper ?
Reservations .

How do Jewish wives prepare their children for supper ?
They put them in the car .

How many Jewish wives does it take to change a lightbulb ?
None , Jewish wives don't change lightbulbs .

What 3 words will a Jewish wife never hear ?
Attention K-mart shoppers .

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