Lifestyles of the Rich and Infamous

I saw this 1997 Cadillac advertised privately for $50, so I bought it without question and the lady seller gave me title and a receipt. Then I said, "Lady, I can’t steal this car from you. It has a retail price of around $35,000."

"I know," she said. "It’s loaded and my late husband paid $39,000 for it just before he died. But in his will he left instructions that it was to be sold, and the proceeds given to his mistress. I can’t wait to see her face when I give her the $50."

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