A little old Jewish lady gets on a bus and sits next to a young man. She looks at him for a few minutes and then asks "Young man, are you Jewish?. He replied "No lady, I am not Jewish."

A while longer after continuing to look at him she again asks "Are you Jewish?"
And again the man replied "No lady, I am not Jewish".

A while longer, she again stared at him and again asked " Are you sure that you’re not Jewish?".

The man was getting frustrated with the lady and this time to appease her , he said
"Yes, lady, I am Jewish!!".

Then she replied "It’s funny, you don’t look Jewish!!"