Marriage killer...

Mrs. Murphy went to the doctor and when her husband came home, instead of being in the kitchen cooking his dinner, he found her naked in their bedroom admiring herself in a mirror.

"What did the doctor say?" "He told me I had beautiful breasts."

"And what did he say about your big fat Irish ass?"

"Nothing," she said. "He never even mentioned your name."

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