A FEW THOUGHTS ABOUT MARRIAGE

1. Every man should get married some time; after all, happiness is not the only thing in life!! *Anonymous
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2. Bachelors should be heavily taxed. It is not fair that some men should be happier than others.                                                                       *Oscar Wilde
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3. Don't marry for money; you can borrow it cheaper. *Scottish Proverb
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4. I don't worry about terrorism. I was married for two years. *Sam Kinison
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5. It's not true that married men live longer than single men. It only seems longer. *Anonymous
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6. A psychiatrist is a person who will give you expensive answers that your wife will give you for free.
*Anonymous*
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7. Bachelors know more about women than married men; if they didn't, they'd be married too. *H. L. Mencken
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8. Men have a better time than women; for one thing, they marry later; for another thing, they die earlier.
*H. L. Mencken
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9. A man without a woman is like a fish without a bicycle." *U2
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10. When a man opens the door of his car for his wife, you can be sure of one thing: either the car is new or the wife is.
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11. Marriage is a three ring circus: ---engagement ring ---wedding ring ---suffering
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12. When a newly married couple smiles, everyone knows why. When a ten-year married couple smiles, everyone wonders why.
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13. A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend.
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14. Love is blind but marriage is an eye-opener.
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15. The most effective way to remember your wife's birthday is to forget it once.
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