NERDS ON CAMPUS
A nerd was walking on campus one day when his friend, another nerd, rode up on an
incredible shiny new bicycle.
The first nerd was stunned and asked, "Where did you get such a nice bike?"
The second nerd replied, "Well, yesterday I was walking along minding my own business
when a beautiful woman rode up to me on this bike. She threw the bike to the ground, took
off all her clothes and said,
"Take what you want!’"
The second nerd nodded approvingly, "Good choice, the clothes probably wouldn’t
have fit."
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