NO LONGER IN USE

A wife arriving home from a shopping trip, was horrified to find her husband in bed with a young lovely thing. Just as she was about to storm out of the house her husband stopped her with these words.

"Before you leave, I want you to hear how all this came about. Driving along the highway, I saw this young girl looking tired and bedraggled, so I offered her a lift. She was hungry, so I brought her home and made a meal from the roast you had forgotten in the refrigerator. She had only some worn sandals, so I gave her a pair of good shoes you discarded because they were out of style. She was cold, so I gave her the sweater I bought you for your birthday ------ the one you never wore because the colors didn't suit you.Her slacks were worn out, so I gave her a pair of yours that were perfectly good, but too small for you now. Then as she was about to leave the house, she paused and asked;      
                    'Is there anything else that your wife doesn't use anymore?' "

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