Why didn’t electric traction trains work in Portugal?

Because the plug will rip out of the socket after 100 yards.

"Manuel, do you like gals with lots of tits?"

"Naw, two’s enough for me!"

A friend sees Manuel carrying a good-sized cupboard on his back and says, "Manuel, are you crazy? this thing should be carried by 2 persons at least!"

"And so it is. Joaquim is inside holding the hangers."

Portuguese clerk asks his boss, "Boss, our files are flowing over. Couldn’t we dump all that’s older than 10 years?" "Of course, do it. But don’t forget to make xleroxes before you throw them away."

Portuguese kid to his father, "Dad, may I go outside to see the lunar eclipse?"

"Sure you can, son, but don’t get too close."

A Portuguese on being asked whether his wife was good under the sheets: "I think so. Nobody has complained."

A Portuguese sees a Coke vending machine for the first time. It’s wonderful: feed in a token, and out rolls a Coke. Two tokens, two Cokes. Ten tokens, ten Cokes.

So he goes up to the store owner and asks for another 50 tokens. The man says, "This way, I’ll be clean out of tokens." - "Yeah," replies the Portuguese, "but while I’m in this winning streak, I won’t stop!"

What’s written on the soles of shoes in Portugal?