SPORTS REPAIRMAN

Three bubbes were sitting around and bragging about their children. The first one says, "You know my son, he graduated first in his class from Stanford, he’s now a doctor making $250,000 a year in Chicago."

The second woman says, "You know my son, he graduated first in his class from Harvard, he’s now a lawyer making half a million dollars a year and he lives in Los Angeles."

The last woman says, "You know my son, he never did too well is school, he never went to any university but he now makes 1 million dollars a year in New York working as a sports repairman."

The other two women ask "Vos is a sports repairman?"
The Bubbe replies, "He fixes hockey games, football games, baseball games,...."

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