A Hanukkah Song
                                                   (Sung to the tune of "Walking in a Winter Wonderland")

In the kitchen, brisket’s roasting.
Lox are sliced, bagels toasting.
On Hanukkah night
our clothes are too tight
‘cause Bubbie’s cookin’ up a feast for ten.

Put away is each latke,
applesauce, Grandpa’s vodka.
On Hanukkah night,
we’ll nosh ‘till daylight
‘cause Bubbie’s cookin’ up a feast for ten.

Chorus:

On the stove top, kugel is a-coolin’
and each child gets some chocolate gelt.
We will stuff ourselves with noodle puddin’
and blintzes, knishes, and a herring melt.

Later on, we will suffer
‘cause we ate too much supper.
We’re bloated and ill
from fried falafel
‘cause Bubbie’s cookin’ up a feast for ten.

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