ON THE TRAIN

Two Arabs and two Jews are standing in line at the Frankfurt Railway Station. The Arabs buy a one-way to Munich each. The Jews buy a one-way to Munich and a platform admittance.

They come to sit in the same car and the Arabs look out for what’s going to happen.

Sure enough, when the conductor shows up in the next car, the two Jews get up and lock themselves in the tiny bathroom. The conductor goes through the car and knocks at the bathroom door. A ticket is shoved underneath. He punches it and goes his way. The two Jews return to their seats.

Two days later, by coincidence, the 2 pairs meet again at the Munich Station. The Arabs buy a one-way to Frankfurt and a platform admission. The Jews buy a couple of platform admissions is all. Inside the train, when the conductor shows up in the next car, the Arabs rise and lock themselves in the bathroom. A minute later the Jews rise, go to the bathroom door and knock, the ticket appears underneath, and they take it and lock themselves in the next bathroom. 

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