A married man was visiting his girlfriend when she requested that he shave his beard.
"Oh James, I love your beard, but I would really love to see your handsome face."
"But my wife loves this beard. I couldn’t possibly shave it off. She’d kill me."
His girlfriend says, "But I love you more than your wife does. Shave it off for me."
Her voice was so soft and sexy, he couldn’t resist, so he went in the bathroom and shaved off his beard. Now-what would he tell his wife?
Later that night, he sneaks into the house, and tries to climb into bed
without waking his wife. He’s just about settled when he accidentally brushes against
his wife’s leg. Half awake, she turns over, feels his face and says,
"Oh Michael, you shouldn’t be here. James will be home any minute."
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