Women About Men

If they can put one man on the moon, why can't they put them all there?

When do you care for a man's company?

When he owns it.

How many men does it take to wallpaper a bathroom?

Three, if you slice them very thinly.

Why do men get married??

So they don't have to hold their stomachs in anymore

How do you get a man to do sit-ups?

Put the remote control between his toes

What did God say after creating man?

I must be able to do better than that.

What do you do if your best friend runs off with your husband?

Miss her.

Behind every great woman is a man telling her she's ignoring him.

He keeps a record of everything he eats.

It's called a necktie.

What do you call a woman who knows where her husband is every night?

A widow.

Why did Moses wander the desert for 40 years?