He's very excited, as this sounds like what he's been yearning for.

He gets there, and sure enough, there's a gay chazan and a gay rabbi, and the congregation, too, is mostly gay. He joins in the service but is terribly distracted by the handsome young man sitting next to him. Finally, he gives into temptation and puts his hand on the young man's knee.

Immediately two large men wearing leather jackets under their talleisim rush over, pick him up, carry him out of the sanctuary and toss him down the stairs onto the street. "Why did you do that?" he cried. "I thought this was a gay synagogue." "It is," replied one of his ejectors in a deep voice.

"But nobody messes with the rebbetzin."

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