The day before his wedding this guy decides to play a game of baseball with his buddies. Playing shortstop he gets hit in the nads with a line drive. He goes to the doctor in a lot of pain, and the doctor tells him there is nothing he can do except wrap it up. So the doc takes a few tongue depressors and wraps it in a splint.

The next night on the honeymoon his lovely wife comes to him dressed in a nightgown. Taking down the top she shows him her breasts and proudly says "No man has ever touched these, I have saved them for just you for tonight."