( Sing this song to the tune of our favorite things, from the Sound of Music.)
 
   Our Passover Things:

   Cleaning and cooking and so many dishes
   Out with the hametz, no pasta, no knishes
   Fish that's gefillted, horseradish that stings
   These are a few of our Passover things.

   Matzah and karpas and chopped up haroset
   Shankbones and kiddush and Yiddish neuroses
   Tante who kvetches and Uncle who sings
   These are a few of our Passover things.

   Motzi and maror and trouble with Pharoahs
   Famines and locusts and slaves with wheelbarrows
   Matzah balls floating and eggshell that clings
   These are a few of our Passover things.

   When the plagues strike
   When the lice bite
   When we're feeling sad
   We simply remember our Passover things
   And then we don't feel so bad!

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