IT'S WORSE THAN YOU THINK

 As a older man was driving down the freeway, his car phone rang.

Answering, he heard his wife's voice urgently warning him,
"Herman, I just heard on the news that there's a car going the wrong way on Interstate 5.
Please be careful!"

"Hell," said Herman, "It's not just one car. It's hundreds of them !!!"

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