THE ELDERLY COUPLE

An elderly couple met at The Meadows in Los Gatos, and started to "date," something they had not done for over fifty years. After a few months, they decided it might be best to get married..

They decided to get married in Los Gatos, at St. Mary's Church, but before making the final plans, they embarked on a long conversation regarding how their marriage might work.

They discussed finances, living arrangements and so on. Finally, the old man decided it was time to broach the subject of their connubial relationship.
"How do you feel about sex?, he asked, rather hopefully.

"Well, I'd have to say I like it infrequently," she responded.

The old guy paused....then he asked, "Was that one word or two?"

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