IN SWEDEN…………..
At a local college there was a dance. A guy from America asked a girl from Sweden to dance. While they were dancing he gives her a little squeeze and says,
"In America we call this a hug."She says, "Yaah, in Svede, we call it a hug too."
A little later, he gives her a peck on the cheek and says, "In America we call this a kiss."
She says, "Yaah, in Sveden we call it a kiss too."
Later that evening after quite a few drinks, he takes her out on the campus lawn and proceeds to have sex with her and says, "In America we call this a grass sandwich."
She says, "Yaaah, in Sveden we call it a grass sandwich too, but we usually put more meat in it."
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