Dopey says, "Excuse me, Your Excellency, but are there any dwarf nuns in Rome?"
The Pope smiles and answers, "No Dopey, there are no dwarf nuns in Rome."
In the background, the Pope can see that a few of the other dwarfs are giggling.
Dopey then says, "Your Holiness, are there any dwarf nuns in Italy?"
The Pope looks at Dopey and answers, "No Dopey, there are no dwarf nuns in Italy."
With this answer, half the other dwarfs start laughing openly.
Dopey continues, "Mr. Pope, are there any dwarf nuns in all of Europe?"
This time, all of the dwarfs are rolling on the ground laughing.
Dopey raises up and says, "Pope! Are there ANY dwarf nuns in ALL the world?"
The Pope, answers, "Dopey, there are NO DWARF NUNS ANYWHERE in the world!"
With this answer, the other dwarfs start laughing, jumping up and down, chanting, "Dopey screwed a penguin! Dopey screwed a penguin!"
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