THE TWINS IN HEAVEN

There once was a set of identical twin brothers. One lived a godly life. He was a good husband and father, reputable businessman, and did lots of community service.

The other one was a hell-raiser. He drank, cheated on his wife, stole and lied.

They both died at about the same time. The good twin was in heaven and could look down on the bad twin in hell.

Hell was not as the good twin imagined. His brother was drinking and partying, kissing beautiful women and dancing his butt off.

The good twin saw St. Peter and said to him, "Mind you, I’m not complaining. This place is peaceful and beautiful, but my brother down there looks like he’s having the time of his life. He has his own beer keg and just look at that gorgeous woman he is kissing."

St. Peter put an arm on the man’s shoulder and said, "My son, all is not as it seems. The keg has a hole in it. The woman doesn’t.